I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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