People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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