I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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