just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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