I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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