i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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