Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
