Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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