He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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