Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Damn victory sex feels great
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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