They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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