Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We talked him into tasing himself.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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