her vagine was all disorganized.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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