He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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