Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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