There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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