some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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