so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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