she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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