I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
nutella sex= disaster
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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