dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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