She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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