I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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