bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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