Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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