So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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