How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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