At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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