Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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