i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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