Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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