And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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