then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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