Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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