Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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