i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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