I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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