How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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