ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
