I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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