i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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