ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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