she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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