Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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