idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you never un-have a 4some
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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