I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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