i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The air was thick with penises
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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