You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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