No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Let's paint friendship bongs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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