i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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