after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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