Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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