you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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