Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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