loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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