You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
